gash
Mom. I hurt my arm.
Where?
Right here. Can’t you see?
No, let me take a picture of it.
Mom, taking a picture of it didn’t make it feel any better at all. It still hurts.
It hurts my eyes to have to look that close to see the imaginary gash you’re talking about.
Camera: point and shoot
Time:4:19m
Exposure: 1/623
Aperture: f/12.8
Focal Length: 8 mm
ISO Speed: 100